I was talking to a guy in the local last night who plays guitar in the village band, well it's more like bunch of drunks turning out for Xmas, weddings and of course harvest festival when virgins are ritually sacrificed. He thought blazing codpieces would have been a better title for the television series the 'Tudors' which I have never seen, but he claims it included a great deal of codpiece activity. The local band, before my time, first called themselves the 'Local Village People' which must have sounded hilarious after a beer filled night in front of a warm fire but turned out to be a really bad idea. Now they just turn up and play under the name of The Local Band. We don't have a Juke-Box, Muzak or Karaoke but there is an upright piano in the tap room at the back and punters do actually sing but anyone attempting to River Dance is escorted from the premises and thrown into the harbour. River dancing happened after Benyon left the NME, which is a shame.